My boyfriend’s flying in from Cali today and i’m so scarecited I could puke

eibhirs:

sickbraat:

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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star-eaters:

Third base is me telling you about my father

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neuropunk-travesty:

betterbemeta:

here’s a tip

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this is a Nazi.

This is a person who reblogged a post of mine via some Nazi blogs.

Notice they do not call themselves a Nazi. Instead, they use a collection of dog whistle interests that require specific contexts to be understood as basically white nationalism, colonialist white-heritage ‘antiquities’, specifically white nationalist Christianity, Nazi-related gender roles and ‘traditionalism’. Notice they work with children. 

Learn to recognize Nazis. They do not look like goose-stepping jack booted thugs all of the time. Beware.

“traditionalism” is a big red flag with a swastika right in the center.

Be wary of anyone who self-describes that way.

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dobbio:

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

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tennesseans:

being into homestuck during its peak in 2012 is a high ill be chasing for the rest of my life

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souryellows:

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

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yagirlqueenie:

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Emoji for when,, u gay,,

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heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

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